My pastor added me on facebook
and i innocently accepted.
2 Mins later his MSG came in:.
Pastor: how are you?...
Me: I'm fine my daddy.
Pastor: May the building of
heavenly favor collapse on your
head
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder of
Blessing strike you and your family.
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: Are you there?
Me: Yes my daddy
Pastor: You should be saying amen
to claim the Blessings.
Me: OK, May over speeding trailer of
blessings jam/crush you and your
family like a moving train, faster
than the speed of light in Jesus
name.
Pastor: Thunder fire you
and i innocently accepted.
2 Mins later his MSG came in:.
Pastor: how are you?...
Me: I'm fine my daddy.
Pastor: May the building of
heavenly favor collapse on your
head
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder of
Blessing strike you and your family.
Me: (no reply)
Pastor: Are you there?
Me: Yes my daddy
Pastor: You should be saying amen
to claim the Blessings.
Me: OK, May over speeding trailer of
blessings jam/crush you and your
family like a moving train, faster
than the speed of light in Jesus
name.
Pastor: Thunder fire you
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