Joke of the day

 

A Nigerian and a South African lived next door to

each other . The Nigerian owned a hen and each

morning would look in his garden and pick up one

of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he

looked into his garden and saw that the hen had

laid an egg in the South African's garden.

He was about to go next door when he saw the

South African pick up the egg. The Nigerian ran up

to the South African and told him that the egg

belonged to him because he owned the hen. The

South African disagreed because the egg was laid

on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the

Nigerian said, 'In my family we normally solve

disputes by the following actions: I kick you in

the groin and time how long it takes you to get

back up, then you kick me in the groin and time

how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets

up quicker wins the egg.'

The South African agreed to this and so the Nigerian

found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on,

he took a few steps back, then ran toward the

South African and kicked as hard as he could in the

balls.

The South African fell to the floor clutching his

nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually

the South African stood up and said, 'Now it's my

turn to kick you.'

The Nigerian said, 'Keep the damn egg.'